✦THE MAIN CHARACTER ✦

You didn’t live a background life… so why would you leave like an extra?

This is not a funeral.

This is a final performance.

With The Main Character, you are no longer just remembered — you are experienced.

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WHAT’S INCLUDED:

✦ The Star-Quality Casket

Hand-selected, camera-ready, and unapologetically stunning. Matte, gloss, velvet-lined—whatever screams you had taste.

✦ Full-Service Emotional Support Cast™

Professionally curated mourners who actually show up, cry on cue, and whisper things like

“they lit up every room” and “I’ll never recover from this.”

✦ Spotlight-Worthy Styling

Hair, makeup, outfit coordination — because open-casket but make it editorial.

✦ Theatrical Lighting & Atmosphere

Soft glow? Dramatic shadows? Heavenly aura?

We control the lighting… and the mood.

✦ Custom Soundtrack Moment

Your life deserves a closing track. From angelic choirs to dramatic ballads — yes, there will be a moment.

✦ Grand Entrance (and Exit)

Fog machine optional. Timing? Impeccable.

People will talk about this.

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THE VIBE:

You are the moment.

You are the memory.

You are the reason people are crying and taking mental notes.

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DISCLAIMER (because we’re responsible professionals):

May cause excessive admiration, dramatic grieving, and distant relatives suddenly claiming they “always felt close to you.”