✦ THE SIDE CHICK ✦
Not everyone gets the full spotlight…
but that doesn’t mean you’re not memorable.
The Side Chick is for those who lived a little complicated, loved a little recklessly, and will absolutely have people whispering in the back row.
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WHAT’S INCLUDED:
✦ A Very Cute, Slightly Suspicious Casket
Stylish, well put-together… but leaves people wondering who paid for it.
✦ Selective Guest List Energy
Not everyone needs to know.
Just the right people will be there… and a few who definitely shouldn’t be.
✦ Emotionally Conflicted Mourners™
Crying… but also looking around.
Sad… but also stressed.
✦ Soft Glam Send-Off
Effortless beauty. Nothing too over-the-top… but still giving
“they always looked good, no matter the situation.”
✦ Background Drama Package
Side-eyes. Tension. One person stepping outside to “take a call.”
We don’t create the drama… we just support it.
✦ Lowkey but Impactful Exit
Not a grand finale… but enough to leave people thinking,
“okay but that was… something.”
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NO Returns & NO Exchanges
They're dead. We are not digging them up.
We are not responsible for any damages
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